I drink, therefore I am... I drink... ?
The world's only true domed community...

You are about to discover a well-kept secret, one which has many facets (and one which is no longer well-kept).  The story of Lakeside is part myth, part blatant lie and part incredible truth. It's up to you to determine which is which, and if it matters.

Hide the women and children, grab an ice cold longneck, and follow the links to learn more about - The Freakin Frogs, The Sacred Scrolls, The Hovering Heifers, Domes, Gnomes and Real Log Homes...

Netscape users will see a broken graphic throughout this site where there is an image of a twig used for a horizontal divider.  This is due to the poor implementation of nested tables in Netscape.  Sorry, but my logfiles show most visitors are using  Internet Explorer.
Netscape 4.77 or 6 display the twig, but Netscape 6 has other problems.

Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club & Home for the Insane encourages responsible drinking. We do not encourage excessive drinking, or it's accompanying boorish behavior. We do not really understand the term "excessive drinking". We support Mothers Against Drunk Driving" yeah, right. We believe strongly that it is in everyone's best interest to surrender personal freedom for the common good. Over-indulgence in alcohol or controlled substances can cause permanent physical problems (like death) or psychological problems, (like insanity) but we're all gonna die, so we figure we might as well drink 'till the problems kill us. And guns! Where do we turn them in?? An armed citizenry is nothing but trouble for a benevolent government. What were our forebears thinking when they died for our freedom? If you are concerned because you can no longer think for yourself, and find it too much trouble to try, email us. We''ll think for you. Our "Thinking for You" service isn't cheap, but compared to the alternative . . . .